Jaag Uthi Hasratein Tamaam
Aankh Khuli To Jaag Uthi Hasratein Tamaam,Us Ko Bhi Kho Diya Jise Khwaabon Mein Paya Tha.
Zindagi Kitne Haseen Khawaab Dikhati Hai
Raat Bhar Chand Ki Galiyon Mein Firati Hai Mujhe,Zindagi Kitne Haseen Khawaab Dikhati Hai Mujhe,
Tod Deta Hun Ki Ye Bhi Kahin Dhoka Na Ho,
Zaam Mein
Zindagi Kitne Haseen Khawaab Dikhati Hai Mujhe
Raat Bhar Chand Ki Galiyon Mein Firati Hai Mujhe,
Zindagi Kitne Haseen Khawaab Dikhati Hai Mujhe,
Tod Deta Hun Ki Ye Bhi Kahin Dhoka Na Ho,
Zaam Mein Jab Teri Soorat Nazar Aati Hai Mujhe.
- See more at: http://www.ifaltu.com/search/label/Shayari?max-results=7#sthash.cIsM8u8L.dpufZindagi Kitne Haseen Khawaab Dikhati Hai Mujhe,
Tod Deta Hun Ki Ye Bhi Kahin Dhoka Na Ho,
Zaam Mein Jab Teri Soorat Nazar Aati Hai Mujhe.
Kahi Khushi Se Mar Hi Na Jaye
Ek Ladke Ko Girls Hostel Mein Naukri Mil Gayi.Do Mahine Baad Hostel Ki Warden Ne Use Bulakar Kaha.
Warden: “Tum Apni Salary Nahi Lene Aaye?”
Ladka Chikhte Hue Bola: “Kyaaaaaa?, Salary Bhi Milegi?
Engineer's Brain
Interviewer:" You are driving alone in your 2 seater
car at night..Its raining heavily & suddenly you see 3 people waiting for bus
1. An old sick lady who is about to die..
2. Old friend who once saved ur life
3. The perfect Partner u have dreamed about
u can only pick one of them, Which One Would you pick up..??
Engineering student replied:" I would give thecar keys to my old friend
and ask him to take the lady to the hospital &
stay behind to wait for a bus with my Dream Mate...
Ladkiyo Ka Awwww
Boy: “Can You Stop Doing Awww All The Time?”Girl: “Awww…. What Happen?”
Boy: “It Annoys Me.”
Girl: “Awwww… I Am So Sorry”
Boy: “It’s Ok, You Are A Sweetheart.”
Girl: “Awww….. I Know!”
Boy: “Get Lost Bye.”
Girl: “Awww…. Baby Gussa Ho Gya..”
Boy: “Whatever!”
Girl: “Aww…. You Look So Cute When Angry”
Boy Pulls Out The Gun, Shoots Himself
She: “Awww…. Mar Gaye“
Jab Tak Hai Jaan
Tere, har baat pe"Awww Aww"karna..!!Tere"sorry"ko"sowei"bolna
Tere, har baat me muh teda karna
Tere, din me 4 baar recharge karwake lena .
Nahi Bhoolunga Mai !!
Jab Tak Hai Jaan
Jab Tak Hai Jaan
Jab Tak Hai Jaan .
Doctor Vs Santa
Santa Ko Loose Motions Lage The, Doctor Ke Paas Jaake BolaSanta: “Dr Saab, Patli Patli Tatti Aati Hai, Khane Ka Bhi Dil Nahi Karta”
Doctor Kagaz Pe Ek Dawayi Likh Ke Dete Hue Bola
Doctor: “Ye Dawayi Leke Kha Liyo, Moti Moti Tatti Aayegi, Jaise Marji Kaat Ke Kha Liyo“
Gandhi Ji Amar Hai
Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam
Laga.Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo.
Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha Liya
Aurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya.
Aurat: “Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko Kon Bachayega?”
Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi Khubsoorat Jawab Diya
“Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo“
Engineering Student Ka Dard
Wo Ye Bol Kar Hume Chhod Ke Chali Gayi Mere Dosto.Ki Tumhare To Exams Hi Khatam Nahi Hote,
Tum Pyar Kya Ghanta Karoge.
