Single Raho Khush Raho

1) policeman: sab mujse darte
hain aur mai bivi se..
.
2) mochi: mai jooto ki marammat
karta hu aur bivi meri..
.
3) teacher: mai school mein
lecture deta hu aur ghar me sirf
sunta hu..
.
4) officer: mai office me bosshu
aur ghar me nokar..
.
5) judge: mai court me faisley
sunata hu aur ghar me bivi faisle
sunati hai....
.
faisla aapke hath me h..
single raho khush raho..
.
jo shadi kar chuke hai wo sabar
karein aur jinki nahi hui woh
shukar karein !!!!!
=D