Sometimes Santa Also Rocks

Santa Ka Padosi Mulla Ek Din Us Se Bola

Mulla: “Tera Birthday Kab Hai?”

Santa: “Agle Hafte, Kyu?”

Mulla: “Tujhe Parde Gift Karne Hai, Teri Wife Ko Tere Saath Sex Karte Hue Dekh-Dekh Ke Bore Ho Gaya Hoon”

Santa Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “Tera Birthday Kab Hai?”

Mulla: “Agle Mahine, Kyu?”

Santa: “Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni Hai, Taki Tu Ye Dekh Sake Ki Wife Kiski Hai?“